The Chaos of Lighting a 750 Shot Saturn Missile
If you've ever stood in a fireworks tent staring at the 750 shot saturn missile, you know that feeling of both excitement and slight intimidation. It's a massive block of cardboard and plastic that promises to turn your quiet suburban driveway into a temporary war zone of whistles and pops. Most people start their fireworks journey with those tiny 25-shot versions that finish before you even have a chance to step back, but when you graduate to the 750-shot monster, you're playing a completely different game. It's heavy, it's loud, and it's honestly one of the most entertaining things you can light on fire for under fifty bucks. ...